By Tom Morrow
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he came down the aisle he took two steps, stopped, turned to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, “ROAR,” step, step, “ROAR,” all the way down the aisle.
The wedding crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and also was near tears. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the ring bear.”
WHAT HAPPENS? – Since approximately only 11 million people have ObamaCare, how would 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will 13 million people be randomly shot?
COURT QUERY — Judge: “Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully, and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”
Husband: “That’s very fair, your honor, and every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”
FINAL WORDS — On Ribbesford, England cemetery tombstone: “Anna Wallace — The children of Israel wanted bread, and the Lord sent them manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, and the Devil sent him Anna.”
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